Yeah they call them pub-grab weddings. Poor lads never saw it coming. Then BAM! Married. In-laws. Lost dreams. Arguments over breathing. Resentment. Not getting to choose your own deodorant!
Oh god, not roll-on?! That stuff’s so nasty, feels like it’s dreadlocking my underarm hair!
I still think “Don’t be cunt” is more direct but this a good philosophy too.
I had this photo in color originally, taken in a patch of sunlight in my living room, and I decided to throw a filter on it, just to see what it looked like. It turned out kind of awesome, I think.
Have a Happy Monday!
Love and Light,
You've got to be careful who you let touch your beard, man. In some countries, that's a legally binding marriage contract.
Right, I’ve heard of that, tends to happen in pubs. Bar based beard betrothal was the term I think.
any guy with a beard is attractive to me, all lengths are welcome no discrimination
That’s weird to me! I mean if we’re sticking with the boobs/butt comparison, one of those alone doesn’t make someone attractive to me!
I kind of have a thing for glasses but a girl doesn’t slap on a pair and instantly become a bifocalled baberella!
I guess it’s just ANOTHER case of over sexualising men. When oh when will we be treated as equals?
Beards can make someone attractive, there's guys who only look good with facial hair. However, you are a cute guy with or sans the beard, is just a plus for most people, makes dudes look more manly or something [beards grow faster when men anticipate sex so it must be some instinctive thing going on] I dunno , it's maybe like nice boobs or a nice ass on a girl.
Wait woah hold the fuck on there for just a second, car screech, record needle scratch, spit take, beards grow faster when you’re anticipating sex?!
My favorite thing to sleep in.